Man on the moon

So they stuck a man on the moon

but they can't make the tube run on time.

So they stuck a man on the moon

but they can't find the terrorists.

So they stuck a man on the moon

but they keep posting my neighbours

fucking gardening magazines 

through my door.

So they stuck a man on the moon

but when it snows

the whole country falls apart.

So they stuck a man on the moon

but they can't work out if my rash 

is just a rash.

So they stuck a man on the moon

but they cant stop the paedos

the rapists 

or the murderers.

You know what?

I DON'T THINK THEY STUCK A FUCKING MAN ON THE MOON