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Monday, 25 July 2011

Man on the moon



So they stuck a man on the moon

but they can't make the tube run on time.


So they stuck a man on the moon

but they can't find the terrorists.


So they stuck a man on the moon

but they keep posting my neighbours

fucking gardening magazines 

through my door.


So they stuck a man on the moon

but when it snows

the whole country falls apart.


So they stuck a man on the moon

but they can't work out if my rash 

is just a rash.


So they stuck a man on the moon

but they cant stop the paedos

the rapists 

or the murderers.


You know what?



I DON'T THINK THEY STUCK A FUCKING MAN ON THE MOON

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