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Saturday, 26 September 2009

What a rack

There was this bar maid

In this Pub

Who had the most banging pair of tits you’ve ever seen.

What a rack.

You know

Not too big

Not too small

Just bang on.


And so all the geezers

in this pub

Used to chat about how fan-

Fucking tastic

This pair of tits were.


Not too big

Not too small

Just bang on.


One day

This Geezer

Mickey Pierce

Said he was gonna ask if he could take a look.

You know,

Go on luv

Get em out

An that.


-He was a right character.


So he walks up to this barmaid

And says

"go on luv".


She looks all confused like.

“What?”

She says.

"Get em out"

He says

All looking down at her tits.


“What do do ya mean? “

She says

prentending not to know,

an that.


But she knows

and we know

- and thats it.



So Mickey Says

“You know exactly what we fucking mean

Darling"

All straight faced


- He was a right chatacter.


So She looks around

And all the geezers in the pub are watching.

Staring.

Leering.

Willing.


“Get them out”

Another bloke mouths.

“Yeah, For the lads!”

Shouts some old todger.

- She feels all on the spot like.


So she does it.

And you know what


That bar maid’s tits

In that Pub

Were the most banging pair of tits you’ve ever seen.

What a rack.


Not too big

Not too small

Just bang on.

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