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Saturday, 29 November 2008

You know you're a fat cunt when...

You are on first name terms with the man from the kebab shop
You think about what to have for dinner while eating lunch
You notice which staff members work what shift at KFC
You eat doner meat even when not inebriated
You can hide various objects within your belly roll
You eat like a bulimic yet don’t throw up afterwards
You buy slabs rather than bars of chocolate
You know pizza delivery telephone numbers off by heart
You sweat while walking in the winter
You suspect that twisters have become smaller than they used to be
Your girlfriend/ boyfriend suddenly refrains from having sex with you

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